1. Mostly I live under the illusion that I am in control, and however wrong that is, I like it that way.
2. My attempts at originality usually just end up making me look dorky.
3. I cling too tightly to just about everything.
4. I wish I were deeper than I am.
5. I’m weird, but the people who love me most say “quirky.”
6. If you want me to do something, tell me I can’t.
7. I feel more free and happy right now than I ever have in my life. Some parts of getting older aren’t so bad.
8. No, I don’t really think that God is a woman. But neither do I think God is a man. So I’m just trying to even out the misperceptions.
abrilgoforth 
You stole my list, Abril! Well, except for #8. ;>)